woosies are getting closer

From Nottingham to Notting Hill Gate

2005-07-28T10:48:00.000+01:00

Guys,

been busier than ever backpacking along the coast. will be reporting back soon with photos of my journey. Until then, you guys need to stop living in fear and heed this warning from the woosies at Notting Hill Gate tube station:

busy bee

2005-07-18T12:30:00.000+01:00

Dudes,

no time to report back today. work are actually sitting on me. But hey, I *do* have time to drop a cool link on you. Check out these cats - if only someone would put a load of sharp knives on one of them... ONLY KIDDING. You know I love you bad-ass cats when you're not eating us.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com

choon

2005-07-13T10:49:00.000+01:00

Here's the last of the party pics guys; a couple of shots before everyone left. Here's a shot of Catarina throwing a strop. The noise pollution police came round at about 7am and made enough of a fuss that we kicked everyone out. Little Catarina nearly got herself arrested by flicking the stereo on again after everyone had left, but I wasn't having any of it. Apparently it took her 4 hours to get home, despite living just 20 mins away on the 72 bus!

And here's a shot of Mikey about to scoot home on his skateboard. Seeing as everyone else was wiped out from the night's events, we all reckon Mikey had been on the MDMA again. He looked wasted, kept hugging everyone, and hinted that he was on his way to a club to keep on going for a few more hours. He's crazy. Let's just hope he got home alright.

ceasar

2005-07-11T14:38:00.000+01:00

We're running low on photos of last week's party for Trevor's birthday now guys, so I'l be posting the last of them over the next couple of days. After that, I'm taking a quite trip around the UK to see some friends, so will keep you updated on all my adventures. Right now though, I want to introduce you to two of bestest friends. Firstly, Tiny Woosie Sam, who I've been chums with since we were born. Seen here riding a Diplodocus Carnegii (look it up dudes), she had a whale of a time before she got drunk and tried to flirt with the dino's tail. She loves all that stuff.

And here's Lily "Wild One" Woosie. She a total nutter and came dressed to the party as a salad (sans dressing). She looked great, until some of the naughty boy rats from Askew Road started chewing the back of her outfit off. I personally thought her rear looked great, but someone else said it looked like a crouton. Nice.

Gambling special

2005-07-08T09:35:00.000+01:00

Firstly, I would like to offer my deepest condolances to all dudes affected (in whichever way) by the London bombings yesterday. Obviously, any disruption to the underground has a profound effect on both rats and humans. No really, jokes aside, yesterday was nasty. Stay safe kids and be watchful. AND DON'T GET BLOWN UP!

Onto today's pictures of last Friday's party. Today we have a gambling special featuring Amanda and Catarina, two uni students studying 'Fine Rat' at a nearby art college. Here's Catarina, flaunting her winnings. I believe she is using the money to go travelling again - hopefully our paths will cross when I finally make it out of scary London.

Amanda was hot on the craps table, beating Catarina hands down (along with everyone else). Unfortunately, a heady mix of Newcastle Brown Ale, gambling success and a Big Brother eviction made a go a little crazy. She ended up playing pool *alone* for 3 hours and falling alseep in the bath. Glad you had fun Amanda!

Icing sugar

2005-07-06T09:25:00.000+01:00

Two more pics for you today guys. We managed to snap these three guys after they'd been tucking into Trevor's birthday cake. You can actually see the icing sugar on their faces. Not sure what two of their names are, but the dude in the middle is Trevor's brother, Jackson.

And here's a pic of Manuel who kindly offered to drive Trevor's mates from Birmingham down in his minibus. Described by some as "mistaking the M25 for a rally circuit", Manuel managed to both deliver, and return, the kids safely. Thanks for keeping off the alcohol mate.

...Coming out and getting wet...

2005-07-05T09:24:00.000+01:00

More photos kids. The hot-tub went down a storm, with Angie finally learning how to swim! We all thought she was gonna drown, but instead she started getting nasty with a couple of the other girls in the pool, so I guess she's officially a lesbian now, like her mum predicted. Well done Ange on coming out and getting wet!

Straight from 'Live8 for Rats' at Tottenham Court Road tube station, Raul hit the ivories and provided some great tunes for us. My personal favourite was his cover of UB40's "Rat in the kitchen", which sparked a karaoke outbreak amoungst the more out-going party attendees.

More photos tomorrow - including Charity Craps and Driving Miss Daisy!

Birthday Boy Trevor

2005-07-04T09:35:00.000+01:00

Well done to all the dudes who boycotted the end of Live8 to get the party for midnight. Birthday boy Trevor said it was the best present he could have possibly wanted. Without a doubt, friday night was massive. A wicked turn out from everyone with only one call to the noise pollution police.

Well done to Conor too for winning best outfit as a Mexican. We've literally never seen a better Mexican rat.

More pictures to come tomorrow - including Angie in the hot-tub!

Cat Nip!

2005-07-01T10:36:00.000+01:00

Dudes, it appears that the cats have infiltrated our site. Fear not - I will be installing a perimeter fence around Friday night's proceedings, loaded with catnip. We will be safe, friends. (This message relates to a comment posted last night, suspected to be from Humprey the unemployed cat, in response to the party invitation)

PARTY!

2005-06-29T15:35:00.000+01:00

Rat friends -
it has been drawn to my attention that the grown ups are OUT OF THE HOUSE on Friday night. This calls for a Rat Party on the top floor of Evesham House. Strictly fancy dress only.

I'll be publishing the photos of the night on this site on Monday morning. Invite your mates - but no weirdos.

BEST OUTFIT WINS A CHOCOLATE MOUSSE

change of plan

2005-06-29T09:47:00.000+01:00

There's been a change of plan guys. I think I left some important stuff at home in London. I've headed back there for the time being to pick up some stuff from Sam's room. Its slightly less bearable now that the heating has been switched off, but the place is still quite grubby, so its all O.K.

I got busted the other day trying to make myself a cup of tea. Sam burst in with one of her wasted mates and practically chased me through the flat. I'm planning a reconnaissance mission next Saturday night (I overheard the drunk one mention a party, so the coast should be clear).

I'll keep you posted dudes.

The Woosle G has spoken

2005-06-27T15:50:00.000+01:00

I am The Woosle G. Recently evicted from my home on Stanlake Road, central London, I am now travelling the world, fornicating with mouse-friends and seeing all the places my grandfather told me that he visited when he was in the navy during the war.

This is me: